genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via hi)

aloneforgood:

selfies

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(Source: swamped, via hi)

(Source: tabbyaddams, via hi)

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via hi)

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via hi)

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